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true story:

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

A climber on a long pitch on a mixed route clips to a piece of
pro, looks ahead at the crux, and calls down to the belay: “I don’t have any
friends, I need another screw, and my nuts are too small”!

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You know you’re a red neck Albertan when;

Monday, December 19th, 2005

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you may live in Alberta.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Alberta.
If you instinctively walk like […]

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